Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Mad Cow

My apologies folks!

Myrica brought it to my attention that I forgot to include my customer story into my last entry! Oops... It's the mad cow.

So without further ado here is the story:

On Sunday October 7, This lady comes running into the store with a big box in one hand, and a receipt in the other. She was fuming mad! Ranting and raving about how she picked the only small turkey we had for her thanksgiving dinner, and it turned out to be rancid. I must confess Paying the prices you do at Slave-On I would be pretty mad too if my turkey turned out to be rotten. But anyways, she was saying how she noticed the smell did not even SMELL like Turkey, and when she tasted it she knew it was definitely off! She threw a receipt at me and said that since her dinner is ruined she wants her money back.

Here is where it gets good. If I was wittier, after seeing her receipt I would have asked "Ma'am, did your turkey taste like roast duck by any chance?" That's right folks! On the receipt it did not say GRADE A TURKEY! IT SAID ROASTING DUCK! So I looked at her and said "ma'am that's not a turkey you have... You bought a roast duck" She couldn't believe it! Oh boy did she turn pleasant very quickly! Lol. She left and said she guesses her family will have roast duck for thanksgiving. The meat department offered her half a turkey after I told them what happened. I think this is by far the funniest thing that has ever happened at Save On

That's it for now

Cheers,

Andrew

1 Comments:

Blogger Andy and Jane said...

Holy carps, Rosser. That was so funny. Honestly speaking, I could see myself being that lady. I'm so absent-minded sometimes. Good story!

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